<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497</id><updated>2012-02-16T12:22:52.215-08:00</updated><category term='Flowers'/><category term='injuries'/><category term='funny'/><category term='lucifer'/><category term='ducks'/><title type='text'>Semper Ubi Sub Ubi</title><subtitle type='html'>Always wear underwear</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>15</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-7008196573416775163</id><published>2009-07-05T15:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T15:29:38.927-07:00</updated><title type='text'>. . .</title><content type='html'>. . . I have nothing to say.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-7008196573416775163?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/7008196573416775163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=7008196573416775163&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/7008196573416775163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/7008196573416775163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/07/blog-post.html' title='. . .'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-3296525372594677419</id><published>2009-05-31T15:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T15:26:11.596-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Snow Ducks!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SiMDYX3Z8lI/AAAAAAAAAG4/tDt0CxKhFms/s1600-h/duckb003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SiMDYX3Z8lI/AAAAAAAAAG4/tDt0CxKhFms/s320/duckb003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342117300249686610" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The one in front is Lucifer, who by the way is all better now!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-3296525372594677419?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/3296525372594677419/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=3296525372594677419&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/3296525372594677419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/3296525372594677419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/05/snow-ducks.html' title='Snow Ducks!'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SiMDYX3Z8lI/AAAAAAAAAG4/tDt0CxKhFms/s72-c/duckb003.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-2913536127957870290</id><published>2009-05-31T15:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T15:09:30.991-07:00</updated><title type='text'>OH MY GOD!!</title><content type='html'>I just ate a three foot long gummy snake!!!  I'm going to go throw up now...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-2913536127957870290?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/2913536127957870290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=2913536127957870290&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/2913536127957870290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/2913536127957870290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/05/oh-my-god.html' title='OH MY GOD!!'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-2238859521318602048</id><published>2009-05-25T10:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T15:34:41.363-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Alpaca Farm!</title><content type='html'>The home school group I go to went on a field trip to an alpaca farm!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrYidBu8qI/AAAAAAAAAFo/NJ5Fu0oSKJk/s1600-h/P1010004.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrYidBu8qI/AAAAAAAAAFo/NJ5Fu0oSKJk/s320/P1010004.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339818394620195490" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                           This is actually a llama, but he was the only one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrZrEttbAI/AAAAAAAAAFw/nC-Em9zf0dg/s1600-h/P1010013.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrZrEttbAI/AAAAAAAAAFw/nC-Em9zf0dg/s320/P1010013.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339819642224208898" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   These are the alpacas.  See the alpaca on the far right?  This is what he looks like up close:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrarlHccCI/AAAAAAAAAF4/LTFhN3m8nHg/s1600-h/P1010033.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrarlHccCI/AAAAAAAAAF4/LTFhN3m8nHg/s320/P1010033.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339820750433710114" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                   &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Ahhh&lt;/span&gt;! Look at his teeth! Quick lets look at fuzzy cuteness!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrbvHmPMLI/AAAAAAAAAGA/yK4mDTbtAOs/s1600-h/P1010023.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrbvHmPMLI/AAAAAAAAAGA/yK4mDTbtAOs/s320/P1010023.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339821910740906162" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                                                                          &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Awwww&lt;/span&gt;. Much better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrcvI1GHbI/AAAAAAAAAGI/GVT_kwUPxKE/s1600-h/P1010019.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrcvI1GHbI/AAAAAAAAAGI/GVT_kwUPxKE/s320/P1010019.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339823010583289266" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                        This is Micky, he's fuzzy and cute in his own way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were dogs there too:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrduM9pbEI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/_wX9h8f2iTM/s1600-h/P1010036.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrduM9pbEI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/_wX9h8f2iTM/s320/P1010036.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339824094024657986" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;They live with the llama. there was another dog in there, but it moved too much and I couldn't take his picture. After we looked at the llama, the alpacas, and the dogs we went inside and made bookmarks!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShsbkV-WF2I/AAAAAAAAAGw/HjkBt-ymAHk/s1600-h/P1010037.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShsbkV-WF2I/AAAAAAAAAGw/HjkBt-ymAHk/s320/P1010037.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339892094365734754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;                Before                          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrfUU-cspI/AAAAAAAAAGg/ganotKQ_aIs/s1600-h/P1010042.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrfUU-cspI/AAAAAAAAAGg/ganotKQ_aIs/s320/P1010042.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339825848522158738" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                      After!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now for some trivia!  Alpacas have three stomachs, they don't have any teeth on their upper jaw, llamas have banana shaped ears and alpacas do not,  alpacas' teeth grow all their lives and they have to be trimmed, and alpaca poop looks like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShsasXLZTZI/AAAAAAAAAGo/OfM6JDy1Uyw/s1600-h/P1010006.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShsasXLZTZI/AAAAAAAAAGo/OfM6JDy1Uyw/s320/P1010006.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339891132616232338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Bye!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-2238859521318602048?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/2238859521318602048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=2238859521318602048&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/2238859521318602048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/2238859521318602048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/05/alpaca-farm.html' title='Alpaca Farm!'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShrYidBu8qI/AAAAAAAAAFo/NJ5Fu0oSKJk/s72-c/P1010004.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-2584364571031168774</id><published>2009-05-19T13:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-19T13:22:11.251-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mud</title><content type='html'>Is what happens when you drive a go-cart after it's been raining.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShMTYCV_rsI/AAAAAAAAAFY/exmyYKm_6fQ/s1600-h/P1010058.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShMTYCV_rsI/AAAAAAAAAFY/exmyYKm_6fQ/s320/P1010058.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337631287031082690" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShMUKs4FVhI/AAAAAAAAAFg/shp7zfXV3fk/s1600-h/P1010059.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShMUKs4FVhI/AAAAAAAAAFg/shp7zfXV3fk/s320/P1010059.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337632157441807890" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You should have seen the people who were in the go-cart.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-2584364571031168774?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/2584364571031168774/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=2584364571031168774&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/2584364571031168774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/2584364571031168774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/05/mud.html' title='Mud'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/ShMTYCV_rsI/AAAAAAAAAFY/exmyYKm_6fQ/s72-c/P1010058.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-4072462096256653582</id><published>2009-05-15T08:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T08:46:12.020-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dead Frog Friday!</title><content type='html'>Hooray!!!  It's &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dead Frog Friday&lt;/span&gt;!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/Sg2Nidvo0OI/AAAAAAAAAEw/Jg3cv_RJJKc/s1600-h/frog001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/Sg2Nidvo0OI/AAAAAAAAAEw/Jg3cv_RJJKc/s320/frog001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336076756743409890" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-4072462096256653582?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/4072462096256653582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=4072462096256653582&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/4072462096256653582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/4072462096256653582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/05/dead-frog-friday.html' title='Dead Frog Friday!'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/Sg2Nidvo0OI/AAAAAAAAAEw/Jg3cv_RJJKc/s72-c/frog001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-7722226774755576693</id><published>2009-05-14T13:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T14:54:16.867-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='injuries'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ducks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lucifer'/><title type='text'>Poor Lucifer</title><content type='html'>This is Lucifer:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SgyI3hEw3YI/AAAAAAAAAEg/nlUzIbnU92c/s1600-h/P4304373.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SgyI3hEw3YI/AAAAAAAAAEg/nlUzIbnU92c/s320/P4304373.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335790145879727490" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He hurt his leg about a week ago and has been limping.  Since he was stuck in his house for a week whenever I went to check on him he made sad duck eyes at me.  He doesn't like being stuck inside.  He is doing better today though, so I let him come out.  He is so happy!  See?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SgyQDE8UOCI/AAAAAAAAAEo/G8u4YOp9YWQ/s1600-h/P4304378.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SgyQDE8UOCI/AAAAAAAAAEo/G8u4YOp9YWQ/s320/P4304378.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335798041067927586" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's the one in the front.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-7722226774755576693?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/7722226774755576693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=7722226774755576693&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/7722226774755576693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/7722226774755576693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/05/poor-lucifer.html' title='Poor Lucifer'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SgyI3hEw3YI/AAAAAAAAAEg/nlUzIbnU92c/s72-c/P4304373.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-7453012937213180767</id><published>2009-05-13T15:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T15:48:22.577-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Back!</title><content type='html'>Aren't you exited to see me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(crickets chirping)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HELLO!!  Calling all readers! Have you given up on me? I can't blame you, I haven't posted in five and a half months after all. (((((sigh)))))  I'll do better though, you'll see!  Over and out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-7453012937213180767?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/7453012937213180767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=7453012937213180767&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/7453012937213180767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/7453012937213180767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/05/im-back.html' title='I&apos;m Back!'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-4692964449215451964</id><published>2009-01-03T07:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-03T07:55:06.237-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><content type='html'>Sorry I'm late. I would have posted earlier, but yesterday was the end of Christmas break and we had to do school. To make up for it I'll tell you what I got for Christmas:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A pH meter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Foxfire books 1-6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Host by Stephenie Meyer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A teapot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A card game&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50 dollars&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And there are still some presents I haven't gotten yet!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-4692964449215451964?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/4692964449215451964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=4692964449215451964&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/4692964449215451964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/4692964449215451964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2009/01/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-4597938537220200809</id><published>2008-12-23T12:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-23T13:58:58.357-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Christmas!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;This &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;will&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;be&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;my&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;last&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;post&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;until &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;new&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;year&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt; so&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;I&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;just&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;thought&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt; I&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;would&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;let &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;you&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;.&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;The&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;day&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;after&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;tomorrow&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;we're&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;going&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;to&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;go&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;to&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;my &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;great&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;grandma's&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;house&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;and&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;tomorrow&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Gem&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt; and&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt; aunt&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;and&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;my&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;cousins&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;are&lt;/span&gt; coming&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;over &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;for&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;an&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;early&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;Christmas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;Today&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;we're&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;wrapping&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;presents&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;and&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;I&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;already&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;have&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;FOUR&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;under&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;the&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;tree&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;Awesomeness&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;                                                                                                                                              ~&lt;/span&gt;M&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;e&lt;/span&gt;g&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;a&lt;/span&gt;n&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;P&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;S&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;Sorry&lt;/span&gt; that &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;I&lt;/span&gt; didn't &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;post&lt;/span&gt; about &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;my&lt;/span&gt; hair&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt; I've &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;been&lt;/span&gt; too &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;busy&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-4597938537220200809?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/4597938537220200809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=4597938537220200809&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/4597938537220200809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/4597938537220200809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2008/12/happy-christmas.html' title='Happy Christmas!'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-653562227033746584</id><published>2008-12-21T15:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T17:52:33.129-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Honest  Scrap</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZbSXqBVZ3lE/SU1FmjcXK0I/AAAAAAAAATY/RVkCw0AiAZ4/s1600-h/honest+scrap+award.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281954466627005250" style="width: 200px; height: 194px;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZbSXqBVZ3lE/SU1FmjcXK0I/AAAAAAAAATY/RVkCw0AiAZ4/s200/honest+scrap+award.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cool! This is going to be fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I am terrified by roaches.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. My nails are painted green.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. I ate part of a cinnamon Christmas tree ornament earlier today, it didn't taste half bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. I plan to be a nurse when I grow up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. I don't have any baby teeth left.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. My favorite pretzels come from the mall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. I call my grandma on my mother's side Gem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Once I tried to catch a snake by it's tail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. I like to eat slices of raw potato.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. My hands are bigger than my mom's.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-653562227033746584?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/653562227033746584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=653562227033746584&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/653562227033746584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/653562227033746584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2008/12/honest-scrap.html' title='Honest  Scrap'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZbSXqBVZ3lE/SU1FmjcXK0I/AAAAAAAAATY/RVkCw0AiAZ4/s72-c/honest+scrap+award.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-390910666487079704</id><published>2008-12-21T08:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-21T08:11:46.270-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hair</title><content type='html'>Later today my grandma is taking me to get my hair cut. The angle of the cut going to slope forward and down like this / except it's not going to be so steep. It's gonna look SO COOL! I'll post some pictures later today so ta ta for now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Megan&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-390910666487079704?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/390910666487079704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=390910666487079704&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/390910666487079704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/390910666487079704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2008/12/hair.html' title='Hair'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-7066390622760553226</id><published>2008-12-20T10:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-20T10:58:52.416-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flowers'/><title type='text'>Spring</title><content type='html'>I miss spring, so today I'll post some pictures of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU09GSJODEI/AAAAAAAAADQ/ZJVRLYc7eHQ/s1600-h/a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU09GSJODEI/AAAAAAAAADQ/ZJVRLYc7eHQ/s320/a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281945116134476866" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Pear blossom,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU09lGGKhSI/AAAAAAAAADY/JYNr0mR2yNs/s1600-h/blackbean004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU09lGGKhSI/AAAAAAAAADY/JYNr0mR2yNs/s320/blackbean004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281945645476381986" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;black bean flower,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU0-cSMH4GI/AAAAAAAAADg/ggxT_ZFn2Qo/s1600-h/blackberry002.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU0-cSMH4GI/AAAAAAAAADg/ggxT_ZFn2Qo/s320/blackberry002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281946593615405154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;baby blackberries,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU0-0paarrI/AAAAAAAAADo/sZuvazOuhxE/s1600-h/daffy010.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU0-0paarrI/AAAAAAAAADo/sZuvazOuhxE/s320/daffy010.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281947012166233778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;daffodil,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU0_vBQXu-I/AAAAAAAAADw/mQ6hEKKnaeM/s1600-h/peach008.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU0_vBQXu-I/AAAAAAAAADw/mQ6hEKKnaeM/s320/peach008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281948014998961122" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;peach blossoms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                                                                                           ~Megan&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-7066390622760553226?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/7066390622760553226/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=7066390622760553226&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/7066390622760553226'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/7066390622760553226'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2008/12/spring.html' title='Spring'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SU09GSJODEI/AAAAAAAAADQ/ZJVRLYc7eHQ/s72-c/a.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-420657902854295696</id><published>2008-12-19T08:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-19T08:42:43.246-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Funny Friday!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvJjCjvkmI/AAAAAAAAACo/ChLpQRGh0TE/s1600-h/bunny003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvJjCjvkmI/AAAAAAAAACo/ChLpQRGh0TE/s320/bunny003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281536591841432162" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;OH NO!! Three eyes!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvKyLznGpI/AAAAAAAAAC4/zY09K_vMgTI/s1600-h/lizard002.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvKyLznGpI/AAAAAAAAAC4/zY09K_vMgTI/s320/lizard002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281537951533570706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; "Whoa, dude, everything's upside-down."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvLfHsDkiI/AAAAAAAAADA/9fbkHPKBsvY/s1600-h/loldukz001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvLfHsDkiI/AAAAAAAAADA/9fbkHPKBsvY/s320/loldukz001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281538723522253346" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  This one speaks for its self.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvM1FCnr4I/AAAAAAAAADI/bLzUaNzvXpE/s1600-h/bon002.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvM1FCnr4I/AAAAAAAAADI/bLzUaNzvXpE/s320/bon002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281540200280338306" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   Bonnie the jailbird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Megan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-420657902854295696?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/420657902854295696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=420657902854295696&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/420657902854295696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/420657902854295696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2008/12/funny-friday.html' title='Funny Friday!'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUvJjCjvkmI/AAAAAAAAACo/ChLpQRGh0TE/s72-c/bunny003.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929676433066414497.post-1425420691290394178</id><published>2008-12-16T17:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-16T17:44:42.156-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Greetings fellow earthlings</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;     YAY!! I've finally gotten my own blog, and I will now introduce the duckies:&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhTB0ImvJI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N4q7Yiod6_M/s1600-h/duck001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhTB0ImvJI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N4q7Yiod6_M/s320/duck001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280561853731617938" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Jesus, pronounced hey-soos,&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhVmmEPduI/AAAAAAAAAAU/7WoDCzWQ_ss/s1600-h/duck002.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhVmmEPduI/AAAAAAAAAAU/7WoDCzWQ_ss/s320/duck002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280564684633634530" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                      Lucifer,                                                             &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhWcIo_LBI/AAAAAAAAAAc/AlbPekJH6ZI/s1600-h/duck003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhWcIo_LBI/AAAAAAAAAAc/AlbPekJH6ZI/s320/duck003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280565604447628306" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                        and Quacker, she is a lady, the other two are drakes.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhX8qSfuFI/AAAAAAAAAAk/fir1xnCXa7g/s1600-h/snake001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhX8qSfuFI/AAAAAAAAAAk/fir1xnCXa7g/s320/snake001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280567262747539538" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                        This snake likes to eat her eggs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                                          &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The End&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1929676433066414497-1425420691290394178?l=christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/feeds/1425420691290394178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1929676433066414497&amp;postID=1425420691290394178&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/1425420691290394178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1929676433066414497/posts/default/1425420691290394178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasiscarnage.blogspot.com/2008/12/greetings-fellow-earthlings.html' title='Greetings fellow earthlings'/><author><name>Megan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18160564344450146482</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SYNt29CM67I/AAAAAAAAAEA/Hg2pGOyTMIc/S220/duck003.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BZLz3iCF8IA/SUhTB0ImvJI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N4q7Yiod6_M/s72-c/duck001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry></feed>
